Hell Freezes Over: Rush Limbaugh Briefly Makes Sense

Earlier today, Rush Limbaugh had a call from someone who wanted to debate same-sex marriage with him. And Limbaugh challenged the caller by asking what would then be wrong with allowing three people to marry. Of course, Limbaugh was trying to catch the caller in a slippery slope argument designed to make same-sex marriage look bad, but the content of what he actually said was really quite reasonable. And the pro-same-sex-marriage caller, frustratingly enough, responded by insisting that marriage could only be between two people:

RUSH:  Why?  If you love one, you can love two. What if all three people love each other and they want the benefits and all that, who among us should deny those three people their love?

CALLER:  I think they can be loved, I just don’t think you need to give it a legal status because —

RUSH:  Why not?

CALLER:  Because two people would make a family, they could raise kids, adopt kids, do whatever they want, I don’t think —

RUSH:  Wait a minute.  But why can’t three people do that?  In fact, if you have two of the same sex and one of the opposite sex, you’ve handled the adoption issue. You don’t need to adopt. You can have one woman and two guys in a marriage, and the woman could be impregnated by the two, and, voila, you got a family.

CALLER:  I don’t see that.

RUSH:  You got a lot of love and what could possibly be wrong with that?

CALLER:  I think society’s determined that two spouses, two people —

There is something deeply wrong with the way the majority of folks are handling this “slippery slope” when, for even a brief moment, I find Rush Limbaugh to sound more logical than a same-sex marriage advocate.

I’m vehemently supportive of same-sex couples’ right to marry, and excited that DOMA appears to be on the way out. I just wish supporters of same-sex marriage would actually think critically about this “slippery slope” business instead of just responding defensively and throwing poly folks under the bus. If you don’t think my relationship is as valid as yours, then we have different notions of what “equality” means.

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4 thoughts on “Hell Freezes Over: Rush Limbaugh Briefly Makes Sense

  1. Silvernfire

    I find the idea that I might be in agreement with Rush Limbaugh’s arguments on any topic far more disturbing than the concept of polyamory. But maybe that’s just me. 😉

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    1. Angi Post author

      I know, it’s terrifying! Haha. Obviously, Rush isn’t actually making a pro-poly argument, he’s just trying to corner someone into admitting that poly marriage makes as much sense as gay marriage does. I just wish the caller would have said “you’re right, we should legalize that too!”

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  2. Keith Pullman

    Well, you know the saying about broken (analog) clocks (and unset digital clocks). I totally agree. Nobody should throw anyone else under the bus. We should all be standing up for the rights of ALL adults to have the relationships with each other they want. There is no legitimate reason to deny rights to poly people.

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